this looks like a job for... tomorrow!

My Name is Jonathan And I'm a Geekaholic

Today when I visited Stack Overflow, I was excited to see I had unknowingly earned a gold badge:

Unfortunately, that excitement quickly turned to despair when I saw what it was for:

At this point, there are two things that go through one's head:

1) I should show this to my girlfriend.
2) Perhaps if I did not have said badge, I might have said girlfriend.